I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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