The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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