it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
