she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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