whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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