Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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