Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
