It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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