Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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