sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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