Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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