Someone shit on the floor
just tell him i said nine months
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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