I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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