belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
