I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
