i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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