I need help removing her.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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