He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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