I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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