It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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