are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No stitches, just platelets and will power
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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