so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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