Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He had one of those small greek statue penises
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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