Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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