Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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