Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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