I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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