Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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