Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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