Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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