right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The feeling are messing with the penis
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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