but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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