making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Is it penis luge time yet?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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