that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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