There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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