You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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