I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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