i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
