i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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