youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize