then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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