it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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