no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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