I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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