I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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