Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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