Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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