so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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