I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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