I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just blew my weed a kiss
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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