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(562): View more from California

How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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(831): View more from California

period poops. best. ever.

(925): View more from California

omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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(208): View more from Idaho

Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.

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