Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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