Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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