Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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