Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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