She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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